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Bonzo Dog Band Tour Diary
by
Yvonne Innes

 

NOVEMBER 8th DAY OFF
So Rodney has reached the grand old age of 65 and this evening we have been invited to a party for Rod at Bob and Michelle Carruther's house in Stratford. Just a short drive from Bristol today so we were in the hotel by 1pm. Mickey immediately took Neil off for a game of golf while I walked into the town to look for party type things- silly hats, party poppers, balloons etc. Have to say the Holiday Inn was a hotel full of runway length corridors with just the one lift, so that if you got to the foyer having forgotten your purse, you really thought twice about going out at all. They could put more lifts in but I think they would rather have the paying rooms- a case of the hotel being run for the owners rather than the guests. All I wanted was a non-smoking room near the lift with a window that opened. After roaming through miles of corridors and getting hot and bothered, I finally settled for a non-smoking room near the lift. I got the feeling that the staff weren't too well looked after either -a definite snarl behind the smile. Any road, it was a day off so had time to lie down and do all the yogic and meditative excercises that I never have time to practise and therefore can't do very well anyway. Bob Kerr looked for something to relieve his ear ache and Larry went to the doctors to get something for his laryingitis. This sort of thing never happened in the 60's, or if it did, no-one mentioned it. Neil started off with a dodgy throat but seemed to get better as the day progressed. At 7.30 a stretch limo and a Mercedes arrived to ferry us to the party. We clambered in laden with balloons, tooters, and a helium filled 'Birthday Boy' balloon which was tied to Rodney's wrist and which stayed there all evening.

 


Rodney and Neil in the limo

 


Rodney, Sam and Vernon

 

Two bottles of champers were quickly disposed of and many more 'Happy Birthday's sung by the time we reached Bob and Michelle's beautiful house on a hill. Bob is such a good guy - the champagne did not stop flowing and a fantastic curry was laid out by Michelle. Then Bob played 'Happy Birthday' on the bagpipes, as Rod blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Rodney was so touched. After lots of eating, drinking and chatting we were driven back to the hotel.




Scott, David, Peter, Sheona, Alex

 

NOVEMBER 9TH WOLVERHAMPTON
Only a short drive to arrive at The Mount Hotel - a lovely gabled period house/hotel in landscaped grounds.

 

Had a big room here so could scatter things around at random without immediately tripping over them. Some had lunch, some had a walk but all in coach by 3pm for the drive to the theatre - another large civic building. Good dressing rooms - all with sofas. Quick soundcheck and then a cooked supper in the building. Andy Roberts arrived from rehearsals with Maggie Reilly, with whom he is about to tour. Busiest year so far for Andy. He was the lead guitarist for the Bonzos at The Astoria, but had a previous commitment to Roger McGough, so he turns up for the Bonzo gigs whenever he can.


Andy (far left) tuning the uke

His place has been ably filled by David Caitlin-Birch of, coincidentally enough, The Bootleg Beatles. A comparatively young but long-term Bonzo fan he was delighted to be given the chance to play alongside them. He is a multi-instrumentalist turning his hand easily to drums, bass and lead guitar. His voice blends with Neil's so well- has to be heard to be believed, so, lucky all round. Very quiet speaking voice though-have to stand quite close.

 


David with Sam

The audience filed in, quickly filling the huge hall and balconies and the Bonzos came out to a riotous applause. They tried a new beginning in which Neil sings 'Cool Britannia' at the mike, rather than sitting behind the piano. At the last chord he grabs his small pink ukele - yes you read that correctly- and makes a huge Pete Townsend-like gesture, as if he was about to strum a very loud guitar. At which point the pyrotechnics were supposed to come on. For the first time they failed, but the audience didn't miss what they didn't know, and the whole show got off to a typically Bonzo start with someone, who shall be nameless, again using the wrong mike.
Everyone else remembered though, and the evening passed as 'smoothly' as usual, in that Sam did a 'spoons' slip on the robot bubbles and Larry forgot the words to Jollity Farm so completely that the band decided to start the song again, but, as it always does, the moment passed. Nothing really matters with this show -there is such good feeling around, amongst the band as well as the audiences.


Have to say it is so good travelling with our own sound and lighting crews, a guitar tech, roadies etc etc. At first the lighting was a bit too OTT, but as Simon got to see the set up and how the band were sorting themselves, he was able to get the spots and ambient lighting right. Sound by Niall McCauley and team. Finding Niall was a stroke of sheer good fortune. A while ago we had the idea of making a live recording of one of Neil's concerts with JJ and Tom. We asked around and a friend, whose opinion we trust, recommended Neil. We phoned but he could not make the two theatres we knew would be good venues. So we picked a couple more which turned out to be disasters as far as live recordings were concerned. Huge echoing cavernous halls, enough to make a sound man scream. But Niall was amazing-the sound was fantastic and we knew we had found the sound guy. We still haven't committed that live recording to CD, but hopefully we'll manage to get it done, especially since it might be a while before Neil is able to work with that dynamic duo-JJ and Tom, again.

Where were we before that long diversion? Back at the Civic Hall in Wolverhampton. Well, things went from better to best and the audience were, as usual, delighted. Had a long chat to Smithers, the unflappable guitar tech, who was later given his own little part in the show. Back at the hotel-everyone went to bed, partied out from the night before, road weary, flushed with success and probably unable to sleep. Something's got to give!

 

 
  Johnny, Steve and David
Larry, Mickey and Neil
 
 
 
       

Fabulous merchandising people
NOVEMBER 10TH LIVERPOOL
Breakfasted in the grand dining room of the Mount Hotel, Larry and I sitting at one end of a very long table and Roger and Bob Kerr at the other. We resisted asking them to pass the salt. Neil and Ade were taxied to W C Radio to be interviewed by Phill on his morning show. Back around 12, and then all onto the coach for the drive to 'Beatle' land. Twaddle was in full swing behind us, kettle on, some sleeping, some watching the box. Took around two and a half hours and we swung into Liverpool around 3pm. At the theatre the crew had only just got in- the theatre had had another event at lunchtime-so there was a frenzied unpacking and setting up aided by the ubiquitous Mickey with Johnny and Steve. Luckily they could use the house PA but the lights had to be set up from scratch. As usual the crew were brilliant and it was almost finished by the time the Bonzos turned up at 5.30. Only time for a brief rehearsal, then a quick meal and 'on with the show'. The new thing that went wrong today was Roger's Leg, which had been patched up for the Astoria show. The Leg has been with Roger since Bonzo days, but today it refused to work, so after much fiddling with wires and amps and general buffoonery Roger had to give up, but he did it so well it seemed like part of the show. He will have to find an electronics shop on route to get the bits he needs - unlikely, but fingers crossed. 'The Leg' is a bit of a showstopper, that's if anything short of a reversing express train crashing through the walls, could stop the show which careers from one song to another with visual explosions all the way through.


Calm before the storm
Apart from the leg not working and the lurid redness of the set, everything went better than ever. Everyone was on the right mike etc etc (I'm told that when I have an axe to grind I'm like a dog with a bone…….?? which, I think, means that I won't let whatever it is go.) Nice surprise at the end when John Gorman and Mike McCartney, with partners, came backstage having seen the show. We can can always expect to see one or other when we go anywhere near Liverpool. Lovely people-warm and welcoming.
Ade recognised them as did David - thought it would be nice to have a Scaffold comeback. Danny Barbour ( the man responsible for getting all Neils reel-to-reel tapes together to make Recollections 1,2 & 3 )and Janice also came to see the show and then back to the hotel for drinks at the bar. More drinks at the bar. More drinks at the bar and then more. Everyone, I think, went to bed. Not absolutely sure. Ho Hum.